![]() “I went to a restaurant with the kids.“When you wait for a server in a restaurant, doesn't that make you the waiter?” Author Unknown.“I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.” Calvin Trillin.He spends a lot of time in restaurant kitchens and usually has strong opinions about them.” Bryan Miller “If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store, and seek out the dishwasher repair man.“The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.” Bryan Miller.It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.” Erma Bombeck “I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. ![]() It said, 'Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. “I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front.You can always get a table in a full restaurant.” Ingrid Bergman “There are advantages to being a star, though.“A restaurant is a fantasy-a kind of living fantasy in which diners are the most important members of the cast.” Warner LeRoy.Something always goes wrong with the cheese soufflé.” Edmund G. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. “When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone.“When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about what happens in the kitchen, the more you enjoy your meal.” Jeffrey Wright.The sign said 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.” Steven Wright “Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant.She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” Henry Youngman A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.military official Colonel Sanders.” Jimmy Fallon on “ Saturday Night Live” The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. “In Pakistan, anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant on fire.“A cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.” Morey Amsterdam.The headwaiter said, 'Don't I know you?'” Rod Schmidt “I went to a fancy French restaurant called Deja Vu.If it requires fake smiling I probably won’t come 28. Real girls are never perfect and perfect girls are never real. My dream job would be the karma delivery service. And I said, I gotta use that one.” Paul Simon Our collection of short funny quotes which are short, straight to your head and mind-blowing. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. “I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown.Every table had an argument going.” George Carlin “The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant.“The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.” Peter De Vries.“In a restaurant, choose a table near a waiter.” Jewish Proverb.“It's easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman.” Federico Fellini.“Nouvelle cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid $96 and I'm still hungry.” Mike Kalin.“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh my God.I could be eating a slow learner.” Lynda Montgomery. ![]()
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